I polished the drilling
Of Ms Oriana Fox today
Who’s disgruntled, but willing
Teaching folks in her own way
She’s quite sane and more sorted
Now plus one and a bit
Feeling slightly less thwarted
By the usual shit
She’s booked: gig’s on next Saturday
Way oop North of Watford
Dance-protesting the cuts that say
All artists will get shafted
And by doing a take-off of
Maria Miller
With some showtunes and JayZ
In a wig as a Tiller
Girl is dancing in her vest
To raise awareness fast
That if these cuts are not arrested
Arts have breathed their last