Pickle me in kindness
So my praises, sweetly sung
May give fragrant, brief reminders
Of the works these hands have spun
Leave no gentle act unlauded
Let no deed pass as unknown
Thus may toil be fair-rewarded
‘Ere we trundle, meekly home
While you while away the hours
In your elevated chair
Someone else is pushing flowers
To ensure you may stay there
And where you ignore their efforts
Just imagine what could come;
If we all were judged on merits
Would you still be number one?