To the tourist trespassing
Taking selfies on the stairs
During a fire safety
Evacuation drill:
Were you perhaps trying
To capture the moment
Before you were pushed
For documentary posterity?
Or were you born supplied
With a camera on a stick
Inserted somewhere sweaty?
Whichever; I hope
The gentle smack
Of an irate Fire Warden
To the back of your empty head
Rearranged your somewhat
Selfish priorities
Although I don’t doubt
We will receive your
Carelessly written complaint
Citing unfair treatment
In due course.
I do look forward to writing
An appropriate response.