Two dimensional tech support
I switch to desktop view
And open Windows to your heart
To see what else is new

The virus checker cannot cope
With all you put me through
Downloading tripe ’til systems choke
What’s an Admin to do?

But lock it down as best she might
Until she finds the cure
RegEditing through half the night
SAD, cmd-prompt and sore

Perhaps one day will come a tool
That knocks them all for six
But while we wait to see that jewel
I’ll try my usual tricks…