I am not the enemy
I write down what you say
If you prefer machines to me
Then that is quite okay
Just buy yourself a Dictaphone
Rely on cold hard fact
To show you up for what you are
A self-important prat
If you despise the notes I take
Then you are more than welcome
To opt for less diplomacy
And hear the drivel spoken
I shall not be offended –
Switch to electronic means
Your meeting’s open-ended
So just lock up when you leave
Katherine Shirley 